I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
I like you a lily bit more every day.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
The only thing hotter than today is you.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.