Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.