Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
Baby you got the perfect route for me.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
Hey girl my heart is anywhere you are.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
We should make like your parents and split.
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
Do you run track? Cause I relay like you!
You're as hot as a desert summer.
Wanna go out sometime? I think we’d have Avery fun time together
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
Are you heading to India? 'Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
Hey I hope you don’t mind me messaging you… something about you just seemed very Amy-cable
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Forget about Spider man, Batman, or Superman. I’ll be your man.