Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
Whoever said that no one is perfect has never seen you.
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
Forget about Spider man, Batman, or Superman. I’ll be your man.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy I would tell you who.
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
When are you due back in heaven?
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you.
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
How was Heaven when you left it?
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
If looks could kill you, you’d surely be a weapon of mass destruction.
Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
Let’s put our tulips together.
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
They say that Disney World is "the happiest place on earth".
They've obviously never been in your arms.
If you and I were flowers, we’d have a budding romance.
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
You're so sweet, your giving me cavaties.
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
I'm pretty sure I was blind before I met you.
My name is Romeo, will you be my Juliet?
Are you a healing plant? Because Aloe you Vera much
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.