A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Can I be your next varietal?
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Do you like free samples?
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.