You are so right. And I am so left.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
We're donion rings.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
I think we need to become better strangers.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
You looked better when I was drunk.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.