You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.