I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
I perform best when I’m wet.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Nice life preservers.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
You really flipturn me on.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
Permission to board?
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.