“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown