Practice safe text: use commas.
Bad spelling makes me sic.
What did the period say to the sentence? We better stop now!
Do you comma here often?
What do dogs and commas have in common? Dogs have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.
Why do words and punctuation end up in court? To be sentenced.
I’m so adjective, I verb noun.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Writers have great climaxes.
Synonym rolls: just like grammar used to make.
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Metaphors be with you.
Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant? Its period was late.
Broken pencils are pointless.
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B?
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence
What dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? A thesaurus.