How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Girls just wanna have sun!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Variety is the ice of life.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!