The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
Don't get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!