Synonym rolls: just like grammar used to make.
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence
Metaphors be with you.
What dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? A thesaurus.
Bad spelling makes me sic.
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B?
I’m so adjective, I verb noun.
Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant? Its period was late.
Practice safe text: use commas.
Broken pencils are pointless.
Do you comma here often?
Why do words and punctuation end up in court? To be sentenced.
What do dogs and commas have in common? Dogs have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.
Writers have great climaxes.
What did the period say to the sentence? We better stop now!