Why did the spider crawl up the elephants leg the second time?
It got pissed off the first time.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
The wolf crossed the road because it was chasing the chicken.
What do cows like to eat for lunch?
Moo-shroom soup
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
Any advice on getting a pet pig? Just be sure you get the pig of the litter.
How do mares keep track of their boyfriends?
A stud book.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
What’s black and white and bounces?
A rubber panda.
What did the little piglet want from the swine?
A piggyback ride home.
What do snakes do when they get angry?
They throw hissy fits.
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
What do you call an italian mosquito?
Malario.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
Where does a lobster keep its clothes?
In the clawset!
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
It quacks up
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.
How do you offer a camel tea?
"One hump or two?"
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A porky-pine.
What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What is a grandma sheep called?
A baaaa-nana
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A teddy boar.
Q. What do you call gorillaS who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons
Why did the chimpanzee cross the road?
Because he had to take care of some monkey business.
A week after the werewolf swallowed the farmer’s clock, it had ticks all over.
What is a bear’s favorite soda?
Coca Koala.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A sunburned panda.
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What's it called when a buffalo turns two hundred years old?
A Bisontennial!
I like you, you croc my world.
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
Why don’t monkeys play cards in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
How do you get down off a horse?
You don’t, you get down off a duck.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.