I always have a ball with you.
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
I love you berry much.
We bee-long together.
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
We make a great pear
You’re right up my alley.
"I wood never leaf you."
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
Your love will always be up to par.
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
Or maybe it’s baseball players because they’re so great at hitting it off.
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
I’m soy
into you.
Being uncomfortable with any physical contact, I decided to rent the book “How to Hug” from the library.
Turns out it was Volume 6 of an old encyclopedia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
I love you and I ain’t lion.
My counselor gave me a hug today
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
"I'm nuts about you."
I get a real kick out of you.
I whale-y like you.
How did the telephone propose to his girl?
Duh, ain’t it obvious? He gave her a ring!
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
I love you deerly.