Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
Water you doing on [date]?
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
Where do baseball players wash up?
In the bat tub.
What is a golfer’s favorite bird?
Any birdie will do.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
Did you hear about the football team that drafted a vending machine?
They really needed a quarter back!
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarter back.
What did the fishermen say to the fish that swam away? "You bass-tard!"
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
What do you call a guy who can't stop running along the beach?
Joggernaut.
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
I tried to hit the picture cleanly over the fence, but it was framed.
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
What keeps the beat in a baseball song?
The bass line.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut!
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
Is your nickname cream cheese? Because you’re about to get bageled.
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Is the pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
Softball is just like baseball
Except the tactics seem more underhanded.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
A knife tried out for Varsity football.
It didn't make the cut.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
I’m a baseliner and I don’t know how to volley: my game would disappear if I went to no-man’s land.
If fish lived on land, in which country would they live? Finland.
Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two
minutes 'fore boarding!"
Seven days without playing soccer can make one weak.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
Will the Red Wings be able to replace their venerable captain Steve? No, because
when it comes to hockey smarts there is no Yzer man.
What sport does the Koolaid man play?
Baseball. He's a pitcher.
I’m not a bad putter…
I just can’t catch a break.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
What do you get if cross a baseball player and a monster?
A double header.
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
What do frogs do when they ski?
They rip it.