Leave poetry to the prose.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
My weekend is fully booked.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
Treat yo shelves.
Stay true to your shelf.
Better read than dead.
Bookworms take shelfies.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
Reading is a novel idea.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
Books are my kind of texts.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
I have no shelf control.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
I read dead people.
Readers do it by the book.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
Talk literary to me.
Feeling my shelf.
Where my prose at?
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.