Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
French, French Revolution
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
Can I be Candide with you?
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.