Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.