What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
I’m feelin’ green.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
Irish I had better jokes.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
I love when you coddle me.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
You’re my lucky charm.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!