I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.