"Have a hoppy Easter."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"You round me out." — High Card Band
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"That's all, yolks."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"Just don't carrot all."
"What an egg-citing day."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"Eggs love you."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"Eggs-cuse me."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"I've found some bunny to love."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"You crack me up."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"Having a good hare day."
"Happy eggster."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"Your kisses are to dye for."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"You're a real good egg."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"You make me egg-static."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"Just looking on the sunny side."