What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!