The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Don't even chai.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Fall is a-maize-ing.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
I like you a latte.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
I'm acorn-y person.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.