Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
Whatever coats your boat.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
After all is sled and done.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
It was mitten in the stars.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
How Rudolf you to say that!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Icy what you did there!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Can I Alp you?
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Skiing is believing!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
It’s a winterful day!
We've reached the point of snow return.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.