A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.