They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
You knead me in your loaf.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.