What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea