What do you call a pig squished by sand? A ham sandwich.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a cow? Roost beef!
Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
What would you call a steak that leaped off the table and ran away? Fast food, of course.
Eating no meat except fish is really bothersome.
I should stop being a Pesky-tarian.
My doctor told me to cut down on red meat.
So, could you brown it up a bit?
All the contestants at the pig Olympics were very happy with their prizes. They each won pork medallions.
Why did the cow and the bull become so close? Because they became beef-friends.
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
They were building a meat tower next door.
The steaks just kept getting higher.
There’s a suspicious email going around, with the subject line “Canned meat.” Don’t open it, it’s spam!
It’s not often that you find an eye anywhere but on the face. Cows, however, have a rib eye.”
Some types of meat like to play around a lot. These are generally the game types.
Why was the burger sad after losing the race? Because the hotdog was the weiner.
Why did the thief steal a pig? Because he was a hamburglar.
What's the name of the meatiest Knight of the Round Table? Sir Loin!
I met a girl in a vegetarian restaurant who said she recognized me, but I have literally never seen herbivore.
Cows love music. In fact, they even have a favourite note: beef flat.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
Why did the butchers meating end soon? Because one of them started beef.
What do you call a pig that practices karate? A pork chop!”
What is a snowman’s favorite type of burger? A chilli cheese burger with iceberg lettuce.
Have you ever tried kangaroo meat? I have. It was tasty, but it made me a bit jumpy.
What do butchers say after they meet someone new? “Mince to meat you.”
Some people think anyone who sells meat is gross. But, people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.
What did the steak say to his girlfriend? You're the apple of my rib-eye!
What cut of meat do you get from an extremely tired butcher?
A filet mid-yawn
Are you a big fan of beef? I am. In fact, I could eat it until the cows come home.
How do you defeat a meat-loving vampire? With a steak to the heart!
What type of relationships do hotdogs like to have? A frank relationship, they can’t stand lies.
Did you hear about the man who used to be addicted to eating raw meat? Don't worry, he's cured now!
Did you hear about the butcher who got into danger? His life was at steak!
Have you heard about the pig who killed his own farmer? He did it to save his bacon.
If anyone gets a suspicious email from me about canned meat, don’t open it. It’s spam!
Why are burgers bad at telling jokes? Because they all are cheesy.
I’ve been told that I need to stop making puns about meat… But I just can’t stop cold turkey.
What's an astronaut's favorite meat? Launch meat!
What is a butcher’s favorite Elvis Presley song? Love Meat Tenders.
What do you call a steak hurtling through space? A meat-ior!
What’s the best thing about being a butcher? You get to meat the best people.
It is really rare to find the most perfectly cooked steak.
Vegans really have a beef with meat.
I invited a turkey over for dinner. He was very late for dinner – when I asked him about it, he said he was busy getting dressed.
How did the hotdog overcome his fear of ketchup? He mustered up the courage.
What do you call a cow in a rooster costume? Roost beef.
Pirates used to make a delicious snack for themselves by crossing pate with flowers. They called it “lily livered”.
Where do cows go to celebrate New Years Eve? To a meat ball!
What do you call hot dogs in winter? Chilly dogs!
What do you call meat balls falling from the sky? A meat-ior shower.
What did the boss pig say to the pig worker for not working fast enough? “chop chop slow pork”.