I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
‪My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
‪He says it’s his passion‬.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!