Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-Day.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!