What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
Sour doe.
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
It looks at its calen-deer.
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
Q. Why was the stag thrown in the army brig?
A. Due to deer-eliction of duty.
What should you give a deer when it gets stomachache?
Elk-a-seltzer.
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
Q. Which kind of deer has a serious drinking problem?
A. The elk-oholic.
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
What do deer always use to clean their homes?
Comet!
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
Why was the actress scared of the deer?
She had stag fright.
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
Q. What does one teen buck say to oad another into doing something risky?
A. I double deer you!
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”