Q. Why was the lady baboon so atrracted to the big gorilla?
A. 'Cause he had s*x ape-peal.
I gave my wife that new gorilla glue chapstick...🦍💄
It left her speechless
What do you get if you cross a talking parrot with a gorilla?
I am not sure but if he says something you better damn well listen.
Q. Why did the gorilla cross the road?
A. To get to the monkey biz on the other side.
What do you call a polyarmourus deceased gorilla?
Harembe.
Why did the gorilla cross the road? He had to take care of some monkey business.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite toy?
A. A bab-boom-orang.
Q. What do you call a gorilla who studies large primates and has great grades?
A. Ape lust student.
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
Where do the monkeys melt their cheese?
Under the gorilla.
How do you tell the difference between a rabbit and a gorilla?
A rabbit looks nothing like a gorilla
What is the best thing to do if you notice a gorilla is sitting at your desk?
Find another place to sit.
Why was there a troop of gorillas protesting outside the biscuit factory?
They wanted to stop the production of animal crackers.
Where do apes like to cook their sausages?
On the gorilla.
Q. What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a grizzly bear?
A. Fired from the zoo.
If you were in the jungle, and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
What is a gorillas favourite ice cream flavour.
Chocolate chimp.
Where do gorillas keep their beehives?
Apeiaries.
What did the banana do when it saw a gorilla? The banana split.
What’s the first thing a gorilla learns in school? The ape b c’s.
What is the first thing that gorillas learn at kindergarten?
Apey Cee's?
Q. Why doesn't a big gorilla have to flush the toilet?
A. He scares the sh*t out of it!
Q. What do you call an entertaining gorilla eating a banana?
A. Ape peeling.
Did you hear about the 2 apes that kept fighting with each other?
It was gorilla warfare.
Where do gorillas go to after work?
The monkey bars.
Have you heard about the gorilla who got a name change?
Peaches the gorilla escaped from the zoo, but when they got him back they had to change it because it turns out he had become an Ape Re-caught.
Why did the Gorilla fail its exam? He didn't have the ape-titude.
Q. Which kind of ape enjoys smoking tobaco?
A. Cigarilla.
Q. What did the Aussie zookeeper say to the gorilla who was spying on him?
A. There's no need to pry, mate.
Old gorillas never die, but they do go bananas.
What did the gorilla wear when he was cooking in the kitchen?
An ape-ron
Q. Why was the gorilla's jungle party so lame?
A. Because theyran out of chimps and dip.
What do you call a white skinned gorilla?
Honkey Kong.
What’s a gorilla’s favourite pop group? A: Bananarama!
Q. Why was the baby gorilla such a big brat?
A. Because his parents are big apes.
What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?
King Kong
How did the gorilla know she was poorly? She had a belly ape.
Why wasn't King Kong able to climb to the top of the Empire State Building?
He couldn't quite fit in the elevator.
Did you hear about the extremely serious gorilla?
He didn't monkey around.
What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?
You-Rang-a-Tang?
What do you call a gorilla stuck in a ventilation shaft
A Duct-ape.
Q. Where did the gorilla like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea
Q. Why did the gorilla go to the barber?
A. He was concerned about his ape-pearance.
Q. What do you call gorillaS who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons
Q. What kind of underwear do s*xy gorillas wear?
A. Chim-pant-zies.
Harambe wasn’t only one of the best gorillas I’ve ever met...
He was also a great ape.
What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?
Ape-rons.
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
What do you call a large gorilla who appears to be in a bad mood?
Sir.
Why did the advertising tycoons hire a bunch of apes?
They were running a gorilla marketing campaign.